POKEGEAR (MoM IC Contact)

[halloflamer]

"The name's Blue! I'm busy right now, so leave me a message, and maybe if I like you enough I'll respond... hahaha!

Smell ya later!"

[TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO]

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[h2no]

[in the middle of the day and thus with no excuse for alcohol being involved:]

DO YOU SAY OKAY OR OAKY?

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[halloflamer]

[After staring at his phone with narrowed eyes for like 20 seconds]

You smokin w/o me???

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[h2no]

NO.

[honestly.... yes.]

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[halloflamer]

[:(((]

[:'(((( daaaaaad]

That's almost as unfunny as the tree jokes by the way

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[h2no]

DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAF YOU ALONE?

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[halloflamer]

Oh come on she's not even here

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[h2no]

????????????????????????????????????//

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[halloflamer]

Oh did you not mean her?

Leaf is a girl me and Red grew up with from Pallet

Contest Champ, thought you might have known of her

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[h2no]

NO I MEANT LIKE AN ACTUAL LEAF.
I DON'T KNOW HER, SORRY?

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[halloflamer]

Well whatever still not funny

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[h2no]

SALTY LIKE THE SEA, OUR BLUE.

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[halloflamer]

Sorry your tired old jokes aren't funny asspirate

Speaking of which I kicked your bf's ass

No wonder May whupped you guys LOL

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[h2no]

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND AVOID THE NASTY LANGUAGE.
HOW'D THE BATTLE GO?
GIVE ME A PLAY BY PLAY.

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[halloflamer]

[I DON'T KNOW WE DIDN'T THREAD IT!! JABBERS!!!!]

Lol what's the matter I thought pirates were supposed to be dirty

Gyarados wrecked his whole team, it was a wash

(Get it, there's some stupid pirate humor for you and I didn't even have to swear)

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[h2no]

CERTAIN WORDS HAVE MORE WEIGHT THAN OTHERS, IDIOT.
NOT SURPRISED. SOMETIMES MATT GETS EXCITED AND DOESN'T THNK THROUGH WHAT HE'S DOING. HE IS A GOOD TRAINER, THOUGH.
DID HE MEGA EVOLVE SHARPEDO? OR USE CARVANHA?
ISN'T THAT CARVANHA CUTE THOUGH?? SHE'S TINY. I LOVE HER.

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[halloflamer]

Are you seriously lecturing me about my language lol OK dad

He ran at me holding his Sharpedo so yeah I kinda noticed (yeah he Mega Evolved not that it mattered)

Gyara Aqua Tail'd him into the lake

Yeah whatever I guess

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[h2no]

THAT LANGUAGE SPECIFICALLY, DIPSHIT. I KNOW YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
ARCEUS ABOVE.
WELL.
I GUESS I SHOULD MAKE SURE HE HASN'T BROKEN ANY OF HIS BONES NOW WE'RE ACTUALLY TALKING AGAIN.

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[halloflamer]

What, ass? Is ASS bothering you? You never see a FeebASS before? LOL

Why what'd you do to piss him off

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[h2no]

THE ENTIRE WORD IS DEROGATORY YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER.
IT WAS THE WORLD END-Y THING.
WE'RE WORKING THROUGH IT THOUGH.

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[halloflamer]

??? Ass?

Oh just that? Figured that was kinda in the past?

W/e not my business good luck that

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[h2no]

"ASSPIRATE".
IT'S FINE NOW, ACTUALLY.
WE DID THIS NEW THING CALLED TALKING IT OUT AND HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND.
SO THAT WAS COOL.

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[halloflamer]

What about it lol

Lol cute well have fun I don’t wanna hear about it

does this need a cw?? fuck knows anyway he says a bad word!!!!!!

[h2no]

OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE. IT'S A SLIGHTLY MORE POLITE VERSION OF "FAG," WHICH I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU WOULDN'T USE.

Idc it’s my inbox

[halloflamer]

What is the big deal lol it’s a pun

(And you are)

CW KIT BEING A BIG NERD

[h2no]

I WILL SLAP THE MOUTH OFF YOUR FACE, BOY.