POKEGEAR (MoM IC Contact)

[halloflamer]

"The name's Blue! I'm busy right now, so leave me a message, and maybe if I like you enough I'll respond... hahaha!

Smell ya later!"

[TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO]

Comments

Re: text

[h2no]

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND AVOID THE NASTY LANGUAGE.
HOW'D THE BATTLE GO?
GIVE ME A PLAY BY PLAY.

Re: text

[halloflamer]

[I DON'T KNOW WE DIDN'T THREAD IT!! JABBERS!!!!]

Lol what's the matter I thought pirates were supposed to be dirty

Gyarados wrecked his whole team, it was a wash

(Get it, there's some stupid pirate humor for you and I didn't even have to swear)

Re: text

[h2no]

CERTAIN WORDS HAVE MORE WEIGHT THAN OTHERS, IDIOT.
NOT SURPRISED. SOMETIMES MATT GETS EXCITED AND DOESN'T THNK THROUGH WHAT HE'S DOING. HE IS A GOOD TRAINER, THOUGH.
DID HE MEGA EVOLVE SHARPEDO? OR USE CARVANHA?
ISN'T THAT CARVANHA CUTE THOUGH?? SHE'S TINY. I LOVE HER.

Re: text

[halloflamer]

Are you seriously lecturing me about my language lol OK dad

He ran at me holding his Sharpedo so yeah I kinda noticed (yeah he Mega Evolved not that it mattered)

Gyara Aqua Tail'd him into the lake

Yeah whatever I guess

Re: text

[h2no]

THAT LANGUAGE SPECIFICALLY, DIPSHIT. I KNOW YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
ARCEUS ABOVE.
WELL.
I GUESS I SHOULD MAKE SURE HE HASN'T BROKEN ANY OF HIS BONES NOW WE'RE ACTUALLY TALKING AGAIN.

Re: text

[halloflamer]

What, ass? Is ASS bothering you? You never see a FeebASS before? LOL

Why what'd you do to piss him off

Re: text

[h2no]

THE ENTIRE WORD IS DEROGATORY YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER.
IT WAS THE WORLD END-Y THING.
WE'RE WORKING THROUGH IT THOUGH.

Re: text

[halloflamer]

??? Ass?

Oh just that? Figured that was kinda in the past?

W/e not my business good luck that

Re: text

[h2no]

"ASSPIRATE".
IT'S FINE NOW, ACTUALLY.
WE DID THIS NEW THING CALLED TALKING IT OUT AND HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND.
SO THAT WAS COOL.

Re: text

[halloflamer]

What about it lol

Lol cute well have fun I don’t wanna hear about it

does this need a cw?? fuck knows anyway he says a bad word!!!!!!

[h2no]

OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE. IT'S A SLIGHTLY MORE POLITE VERSION OF "FAG," WHICH I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU WOULDN'T USE.

Idc it’s my inbox

[halloflamer]

What is the big deal lol it’s a pun

(And you are)

CW KIT BEING A BIG NERD

[h2no]

I WILL SLAP THE MOUTH OFF YOUR FACE, BOY.

CW STUPID WEIRD TEXT WHY IS MY PHONE DOING THIS!!

[halloflamer]

LOL What is the big deal????

This is what makes you mad of all things? Figured you’d be into the pirate puns

idk but you better toss it

[h2no]

WEIRD HOW I'M NOT INTO USING DEROGATORY TERMS RIGHT

Tosses Blue instead

[halloflamer]

Sounds like your ass could use a plundering on that note

good plan

[h2no]

SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SACK UP AND ASK RED OUT?

[halloflamer]

When Grumpig Fly

[h2no]

ISN'T BOUNCE THEIR SIGNATURE MOVE?

[halloflamer]

Different moves, loser. Try Flying to another city on a Grumpig though let’s see what happens

[h2no]

ARCUES. I KNOW THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE INSECURE BUT IT'S STILL EXHAUSTING.

[halloflamer]

Yeah whatever I'm not the one denying being an

ASS

PIRATE

[h2no]

I'M NOT DENYING IT.
I'M SAYING IT'S A BAD PHRASE TO USE FOR THAT SPECIFIC CONTEXT.

[halloflamer]

Don't care

Hey I whupped your friend too so what's his deal? I thought Team Aqua and Magma were enemies

[h2no]

I'M TELLING ARCANINE YOU USE HOMOPHOBIC LANGUAGE WITH RECKLESS ABANDON.