POKEGEAR (MoM IC Contact)

[halloflamer]

"The name's Blue! I'm busy right now, so leave me a message, and maybe if I like you enough I'll respond... hahaha!

Smell ya later!"

[TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO]

Comments

[text]

[halloflamer]

?

[versusseeker]

y did the wailmer crss the sea

[halloflamer]

[oh, it's just some dumb joke? ok, well, he'll humor it--]

why

[versusseeker]

2 get 2 the othr tide

[Eh? Ehhhh?]

[ACTION]

[halloflamer]

[for real Red]

[for real?]

[Blue goes outside and hops up on Red's fence to see his little smirk]

You're such a loser. [Okay, but he's grinning, too.]

[versusseeker]

[He did it...!

[A small wave from all the way over at De Chima #005.]

2/2

[versusseeker]

[And then he's looking down at his phone again.]

which pkmn lyks 2 play sccr the most

[halloflamer]

[Ping! Blue looks down at his phone to see another message from Red. He raises his brow, and sighs, but hops down again to reply to it.]

Hitmonlee?

[versusseeker]

[Snickering to himself behind the fence.]

GOALduck

[halloflamer]

[Blue groans behind his own piece of fence.]

Where are you even getting these... [There's a pause, then a new message to Red's phone.]

What's a baby Pokémon's favorite game?

[versusseeker]

[Oh...?]

???

[halloflamer]

[Blue hops up over the fence again to deliver the answer personally, flashing Red a knowing smile.]

Pi-ka-chu.

1/3 probably

[versusseeker]

!!!

[versusseeker]

[Oh no, it's perfect.]

[versusseeker]

[How will he ever recover?]

[versusseeker]

gud 1

[halloflamer]

[You can't fool him, Red, he can see how much you liked that one!]

[Blue hops down from the fence again and leans his back against it, trying to draw in a silent breath to still his suddenly-rapid heartbeat.]

[And then,]

Ok you go again

[versusseeker]

[Blue is actually having fun with this, huh...? Red turns his back to the fence and leans against it, draws in a silent breath, and:]

k
how do u brush gyarados teeth

[Ooh, Blue's gonna like this one.]

[halloflamer]

[Gyarados's teeth, huh...? Well, Blue could answer this one for real, but he couldn't think of a punny answer for this one.]

how?

[versusseeker]

v carefully

[halloflamer]

[.........oh. Well. That wasn't wrong, but...]

kinda anticlimactic

[Ok, ok, his turn--]

Why did the Miltank cross the road?

[versusseeker]

[Aw, man. He really thought Blue was gonna like that one...]

<(o◕︿◕o)>

[Okay, okay. His turn.]

y?

[halloflamer]

To get to the udder side!

[From across the yards, there's the crack of a snicker]

[What a stupid joke]

[versusseeker]

[But can Blue hear the strangled-sounding snort that just left Red's body as he grips the fence?]

!!!

[That was so funny.]

[halloflamer]

Pfft-- [And Blue bursts out laughing too from across the yard, because of course Red would find that stupid joke funny.]

[That loser.]

[A long moment passes as they're laughing, Blue wiping his eyes, and then there's a second of quiet from Blue as he leans his forehead against the wood of the fence, staring at his comm and waiting for a response from Red- another joke, a comment, anything.]

[His face hurts from grinning.]