POKEGEAR (MoM IC Contact)

[halloflamer]

"The name's Blue! I'm busy right now, so leave me a message, and maybe if I like you enough I'll respond... hahaha!

Smell ya later!"

[TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO]

Comments

[halloflamer]

Must be a Dark-type thing cuz Gyarados never gets attacked

Most of his research is on human-Pokémon interaction so of course he's going to write about people and Pokémon being attacked in wild territory but

Whatever I wouldn't chance it

He knows

[h2no]

THAT'S TYPEIST.

[halloflamer]

Maybe they're just jerks

[h2no]

MAYBE YOU DON'T GET HOW NATURE WORKS.

[halloflamer]

Maybe I'm not the one invading another creature's habitat and then murdering it when it feels threatened

[h2no]

YES, THAT IS NOW NATURE WORKS.
WELL DONE.

[halloflamer]

Yeah ok 'let's return the Earth to the Pokémon' guy

[h2no]

THAT INCLUDES POKEMON EATING EACH OTHER, AS THEY DO IN NATURE.
YOU EVER SEEN THOSE CORSOLA AND MARENIE VIDEOS? IT'S PRETTY GNARLY.

ALSO, SPEAKING OF SHARPEDO.
DOES YOUR POKEDEX HAVE EXPECTED LIFESPAN ON IT?

[halloflamer]

I live in Alola, what do you think

[...Huh? Well that was a weird question... What was he asking that for?]

Pretty sure the expected range doesn't matter when the cause of death is cannibalization

[h2no]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST THERE ON VACATION?


NO, IT'S
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S 30-35 YEARS BUT SHARPEDOS BEEN ACTING A BIT WEIRD LATELY.
LIKE
YOU KNOW
OLD.

[halloflamer]

Huh? No me and Red run the battle facility there so we're there until idk we get bored of it I guess, year contract+?

[o h]

That's the wild average. Some of them can live up to 50 in good care under a trainer, most Pokemon can live about double their lifespan under a trainer's care

You can heal them though can't you??

[h2no]

[well, he's convinced. the anxiety is immediately alleviated.]

THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

OKAY, I GUESS HE'S JUST BEING A LAZY CUBONE THEN.
THANKS.



FOR THE RECORD, I CAN'T HEAL AGING. THAT'S NOT A MALADY.

[halloflamer]

[...Well, okay, that's fair...]

Can you relieve temporary ailments related to aging? Like arthritis pain or swelling

[He hadn't thought about it much before, but...]

[h2no]

YEAH.
AND FOOD POISONING, TURNS OUT.
UNRELATED TO THE SHARK THING.

YOU KNOW I THINK I'M GONNA COMMISSION SOMEONE TO MAKE THE POKECENTRE NOISE SO I CAN PLAY IT WHEN I DO THE THING.
GET A LITTLE BIT OF HOME, RIGHT?

[halloflamer]

Probably a good thing

What like a ringtone? Lol

Ask Red to play it on his Pokeflute

[h2no]

[blue might be getting emotional whiplash from how quickly archie cycles through his issues. he doesn't think about this.]

HE CAN DO THAT? I SHOULD.
I'LL SET IT TO PLAY WHEN I HEAL OUR TEAMS UP.

[halloflamer]

[nah bruh he's all too used to hiding his shit after it gets dug up, YOU'RE GOOD]

A little taste of home huh

That reminds me though Red was thinking we should put together information about our world for the people in this world to understand them better

What do you think about that?

[h2no]

DO DO DOO DO DO

YES.
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TOO CLOSE.
I DON'T TRUST SOMEONE HERE TO NOT GET THE IDEA TO STEAL THEM.
WE GOT ENOUGH OF THAT CRAP WITH NIKO BRING A ROCKET KID.

[halloflamer]

You mean like demoing? I can get your worry I guess but do you mean about other imports or the normal people?

Though I'd like to see a normal person try and steal a Pokemon without some kind of crazy specific equipment

Speaking of Rockets

Oh did you figure it out finally

[h2no]

BOTH, REALLY.
THEY CAN DO MORE THAN YOU THINK.
REMEMBER HOW I SAID CROBAT GOT SHOT OUT THE SKY? YEAH.

I FIGURED HE WAS PROBABLY A KID OF SOME GRUNTS, NOT KING DICKSPLASH.
HE TOLD ME HIMSELF.
I GET HIS ISSUES NOW BUT STILL.

[halloflamer]

I guess you're right, poachers are poachers

Giovanni was a weak piece of crap and he's probably better off for it but do me a favor or at least do Red one and don't talk about it to him

He never knew about it before and I think it kind of upset him to find out about it even tho he's trying to be nice to him now

[h2no]

I DON'T FUCK WITH KANTO DRAMA. YOU GOT NO WORRIES THERE.
WAIT.
HOW DOES RED NOT KNOW? I THOUGHT RED WAS THE ONE WHO LIKE.
DID THE THING.

[halloflamer]

Yeah but none of us knew about his kid back then, he must have kept him out of the business or something

Niko came around later after he'd been training in Johto for a while and Red wasn't [...] around then. Challenged all the gyms in Kanto and his Pokémon were much stronger when he faced me than they are now and actually listen to him. Someone knocked the sense into him but idk the story

So anyway I know he can be better but I'm not the one to do it

[h2no]

SEEMS TO BE THE CASE, GIVEN WHAT HE'S SAID. I GUESS HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FULL STORY OR IS IGNORING IT.
KINDA WEIRD HE'S PICKING AND CHOOSING WHICH ROCKET GOALS TO BELIEVE IN.

WELL, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
I DON'T CARE HOW IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED BACK HOME.
THIS ISN'T THERE.
I WON'T GET INVOLVED IN THE ROCKET SHIT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO, BUT I'M STILL NOT GONNA LET HIM TREAT THEM THE WAY HE DOES.

[halloflamer]

He's just got daddy issues, whatever it's not my problem

I got my suspicion it was the champ around that time, kid from Johto named Ethan. Strong. Kinda reminded me of Red (except he talked way more)

But I never bothered asking [Especially after he managed to track down and beat Red.]