POKEGEAR (MoM IC Contact)

[halloflamer]

"The name's Blue! I'm busy right now, so leave me a message, and maybe if I like you enough I'll respond... hahaha!

Smell ya later!"

[TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO]

Comments

[versusseeker]

ok








prove it

[halloflamer]

[Several hours later:]

[A selfie of Blue and a rando girl gettin' drinks with a OK hand]

[(Look, she probably didn't listen to him talk for more than like 15 minutes, let's be real here)]

[versusseeker]

[O...h. That's right. Red had forgotten for a second that Blue was cooler than him in almost every conceivable way (especially here where being the Kanto Pokémon champ doesn't mean squat and he's basically just some weird quiet dude who only spends time with animals) and would of course have no problem getting a date within the same day Red challenged him to.

[Meanwhile, Red is still sitting around his house, surfing the network with Pikachu.

[And...feeling worse about himself than he did five minutes ago.]

good job

[halloflamer]

[And Blue, who over text has noooooo idea how jealous and depressed Red just got, because don't be silly, Red has no feelings for him and never would]

Lol she was ok I guess but the Pokémon thing weirded her out

No Pokémon no go, yanno?

Anyway dating apps are for losers I don't need that junk

[versusseeker]

congrats

[Yep. Someone is definitely a little salty over this whole thing. But joke's on him, right?]

jst thought u might lyk it

[halloflamer]

[Hmmm. He's sensing a vibe here. Maybe Red's mad he can't talk to girls?]

[.............Well... if it'll make him happier--]

Come out with me. If the music's loud they don't care if you say anything

[versusseeker]

[What a minute. Blue isn't...

[Is he? No, he wouldn't do that. Would he???]

r u making fun of me?

[halloflamer]

What are you talking about

I offered didn't I??

[Assuming... that Red is talking about the pity wingmaning]

[versusseeker]

[Well...Red supposes he will take that as a no. After all, even given all of the vicious bullying Blue had put Red through, he was never one to give him trouble about his voice.

[So, time to be offended by the man's other implications instead.]

nvm
im good

[halloflamer]

[NOW what was he mad about? Well sheesh, if he wanted to do it on his own...]

Fine w/e

You gonna do that thing?

[versusseeker]

idk

[No.]

maybe

[A short pause between messages.]

shud i?

[halloflamer]

W/e not my business

No come out w/ me instead

[...]

If you wanna I guess

[versusseeker]

mayb i can jst use it 4 friends or smth

[He could sort of use some in this place.]

[halloflamer]

[Oh no that's kind of the most pathetic thing Blue has ever read, how does he save his bff from this fate!?]

Idk about that, everyone here's a weirdo or dangerous... Is there even an option for that on there?

Maybe ask Archie to introduce you to some of his friends, they seem mostly not dangerous

[versusseeker]

wut abt urs?

[Surely Blue must have all sorts of cool friends, right?]

[halloflamer]

We have kind of a lot of the same friends now that I think of it, probably because they're the people interested in Pokémon

like Magnus

[Um]

[...Yeah that's kind of it, he doesn't have friends, Red. He's never had other friends.]

[versusseeker]

[Magnus, Magnus...

[Oh!]

ive met him
hes nice
he <3d <(o◕ᆺ◕o)>

[halloflamer]

Yeah he's pretty cool, he's one of the few people that hasn't freaked out at Gyarados

Gyarados even let him ride on him once so in my book he's fine

He does wrestling shows and I told him about Battle Royal... he was saying maybe we could introduce the Pokémon to the public that way, what do you think??

[versusseeker]

u + me + arch + may?
niko 2 mayb

[Niko probably won't want to, but Red isn't about to leave him out.]

[halloflamer]

Yeah right Arceus forbid that brat let his Pokémon have fun

W/e it'd be good for them tho

[...]

I've been thinking it'd be a good idea to educate people here the more of our teams there are, you know? and taking a lot of photos just when I'm out and posting them to this site I found. people seem to like it a little

But it's not like they broadcast League matches here

[versusseeker]

me 2

[No, really. Blue basically just read his mind. He and Archie spoke a bit about it the other day - mostly about the misconceptions surrounding Pokémon battles - but Red's been trying to think of different ways to teach people since he first arrived. What else are you supposed to do in a world with no Pokémon? It's their responsibility to share that kind of information, right?]

we shud make a guide
wut do u think?

[halloflamer]

[Well, if anyone could read Red's mind...]

Like a Pokédex for dummies? That could work

In fact we might as well just use the dex for a lot of that info

Basics, right?

[versusseeker]

y!
types + battle info + pkmn testimonies
so they know pkmn lyk 2 bttl

[halloflamer]

Testimonies??? What do you mean

[versusseeker]

i can tlk 2 pkmn rmmbr?
i can ask them wut they think + put it in the guide
<(o◕ᆺ◕o)>