POKEGEAR (MoM IC Contact)

[halloflamer]

"The name's Blue! I'm busy right now, so leave me a message, and maybe if I like you enough I'll respond... hahaha!

Smell ya later!"

[TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO]

Comments

like a day after That Thread

[h2no]

[blue gets a bunch of leaflets through his door ranging from the most basic shit to kink, all from the same place.

you bet your butt there's a pass agg smiley drawn on them under where archie circled the place's number and address.]

TEXT THAT EVENING

[halloflamer]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[But... he probably bought something from their online shop? Maybe.]

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[h2no]

what'd i do this time

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[halloflamer]

WHY DID YOU LEAVE THIS STUFF IN MY MAIL

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[h2no]

its important if you two are gonna want to experiment
and all the information is there from missionary with the lights off specifically for procreation to sex dungeons

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[halloflamer]

we're not doing anything weird

whatever I know how it works I didn't live under a rock

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[h2no]

it's not weird it's natural to have kinks idiot did your grandpa never give you the talk

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[halloflamer]

[One of the great things about being away from home since you were 10]

I don't wanna talk about this

[Not an answer]

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[h2no]

whatever
just make sure red knows this stuff too

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[halloflamer]

[Blue pauses. ...Yeah, that might be more of an actual problem.]

Fine

Not like I didn't plan on telling him stuff if he didn't

Would make it kinda hard to do anything

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[h2no]

yeah no shit relationships and ESPECIALLY sex is about communication
you both have to be on the same page
that's not an option
you have to be

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[halloflamer]

Yeah w/e dad

have you met Red

[Two deep emotional issues in one go you're on a roll here Archie]

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[h2no]

yes
he's an adult who should know these things

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[halloflamer]

He doesn’t

He never cared about stuff like that

[People, that is]

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[h2no]

well then assuming you know what asexuality is you might want to discuss that with him
if not
then he has to know it anyway
if it's gonna be happening
you can't do something he doesn't get to him even if he consents

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[halloflamer]

I didn't mean it like that I meant social cues

He's not uninterested or else idk he's been real interested so far

Anyway stop lecturing me about stuff I know already

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[h2no]

yeah well with the way you reacted earlier forgive me for not being sure with how much you know
you still need to tell him
or i will
and believe me
i don't want to be the one doing that

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[halloflamer]

I already said I was

Arceus

Whatever forget it I'll figure this stuff out myself

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[h2no]

i've said my bit
but still: grow up

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[halloflamer]

[Like several hours later]

Say w/e you want to me

If you upset Red like that again it's going to be a problem

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[h2no]

[well okay that's alarming]

i upset him??????
what did i say
wait was i over at yours yesterday

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[halloflamer]

????

you don't remember?

you're a mess go to sleep I'll bring Exeggutor if I have to

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[h2no]

i did sleep
uhhh can you tell red i'm sorry i wasn't in my right mind?

Re: TEXT THAT EVENING

[halloflamer]

Yeah fine w/e

Red's been on the road nonstop since we were 10

It's understandable he doesn't know some stuff

[Especially when several of those years are spent being a hermit on a remote mountain peak.]

[whose. fault. is. that.]

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[h2no]

doesnt matter why he doesnt know
the point is he doesnt
and it makes him uncomfortable which should be respected and treated delicately
instead of whatever i did





i vaguely remember flying off on crobat yelling about dicks or something
is that what happened?
how the mighty have fallen