POKEGEAR (MoM IC Contact)

[halloflamer]

"The name's Blue! I'm busy right now, so leave me a message, and maybe if I like you enough I'll respond... hahaha!

Smell ya later!"

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[h2no]

[archie waves cheerfully.]

Yo, Red! Me an' Blue are discussing human pants anatomy. You want in?

[halloflamer]

[Blue freezes, stares at Red in open-mouthed horror, then lunges at Archie to shake him by his collar.]

SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!

[versusseeker]

[Red waves to Archie and then--]

???

[What is wrong with you, bae? He's giving you a look and heading over. Want a cookie, Archie? He holds one out. They're vegan.]

[h2no]

[entirely unbothered by the twig trying to shake him, archie takes a cookie.]

Aw, thanks. You make them yourself?

[halloflamer]

[Being ignored is Blue's entire existence, nothing about this is new]

[But he's still going to hiss at you Archie, practically a stage whisper] Don't you even think about...

[He makes a choking sound, lets go of his collar finally, and turns to grab a cookie from Red.] ...Thanks, Reddy.

[versusseeker]

[Red nods at Archie, then continues to give Blue a look that seems to be a perfect mix of "what the Furret is going on with you?" and "Whatever, ya Buizel".

[Anyway, he gets a cheek smooch either way. And a cookie. But, they're vegan, so.]

[h2no]

Aww.

[he ahems.]

Anyway, we were doin' some Sex Ed. You want in, bro?

[halloflamer]

[At the cheek smooch he flushes, and Blue's eyes immediately dart towards Archie before the coo even comes from him, because he knows it's going to. The daggers are in his eyes before the next sentence makes it out.]

[But it doesn't help.] I said shut up! [He grabs Red by the shoulders, as if he means to usher him back out.] Don't say anything weird to him!!

[versusseeker]

[Red's face goes a little...well, red at that, but he eventually gives Archie a shrug (and continues ignoring Blue).]

[h2no]

[he looks at blue with raised eyebrows.]

This isn't weird. It's natural stuff, ya idiot. Safe, no less. Arceus no wonder it took so long...

[ahem.]

Ya'll know where to get the lube and condoms from, right?

[halloflamer]

[Still ineffectually trying to herd Red out of the yard (he takes another cookie, though).]

That's not the issue. [Blue says quickly and decisively as he turns to glare back at the man.]

[Don't worry, Archie. He's on top of that shit.]

Whatever, I got my answer, you can drop it now.

[Please. Please, Arceus above, drop it.]

[versusseeker]

[Well, now Red's face is probably turning purple. He stammers a bit, but it's silent (of course), then finally turns to Blue with a somewhat stunned expression.

[Just what exactly were you asking about, Oak?]

[h2no]

[he seriously considers just outright saying what blue was worried about but decides against it, just getting up and rolling his eyes.]

You two might wanna do some growin' up before you try anything serious.

[archie calls crobat over, ready to leave.]

Anythin' else?

[halloflamer]

Whatever. [Blue rolls his eyes, trying to ignore for the moment that Red is freaking out. He almost says 'this is why I wasn't gonna ask', but somehow thinks better of it.] No, nothing else. Arceus, like I'd ask now.

[He glances nervously to Red, finally, and then takes on an attempt at an innocent look.] --It was nothin'! I didn't... It was just stuff I didn't wanna bug you with....

[Which is not really a lie.]

[versusseeker]

[Red looks a little ashamed (embarrassed would probably be a better word, but lbr, he was already looking embarrassed) at Archie's irritated advice, so he averts his eyes from the both of them, nodding weakly. Then, he's glancing at Blue, shy and still a little shaken. He says quietly (very quietly):]

You can tell me.

[h2no]

[time to take his leave.

flying away on crobat:] HE THINKS YOUR DICK IS REALLY HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

[halloflamer]

...I'm gonna set Pidgeot on him one day.

[Blue says it more or less to himself, and stares up into the sky wearily.]

--Just ignore him. [Blue urges, one hand coming up to cup his face, pulling him close. His eyes were serious.] He doesn't know what the Furret he's talkin' about. Like he has any room to tell us to grow up, hmph.

[He hated when Red was made uncomfortable like this. Bad enough when people mocked him for things like his voice, but it wasn't a bad thing for him to have never cared about sex before. (And knowing Red, he probably never would have needed to firsthand- if not for Blue, if not for this.)]

[He looks away, then, at the tiny mumble, and his own cheeks pink.] It's not.... [But now Red will think he's hiding something, won't he? Blue glances around to the yard, only Exeggutor working over his berries, then leans in against Red to mumble quietly.] --I just wanted... to know how some things worked, that's ...that's all.

[Maybe it was stupid, but he didn't want Red to think him so inexperienced. Between the two of them, he was supposed to be the one that knew everything about this sort of stuff, right? He didn't want Red to be uncomfortable in bed because something didn't ...work out. Like the actual sex.] Tch, shoulda known better than to ask that clown.

[versusseeker]

[Red, blinking dumbly at Blue.

[There's pretty much the longest pause ever. It might even look as though he's listening. And then:]










You do?

[halloflamer]

Well. A little.

[He releases Red, glances off to the side.] It's just. I never.

I've never done it before, so I dunno...

...

I'll tell you when we get to it. [Suddenly he shoots an irritated pout.] Don't let it go to your head! Hmph.

[fuckalligators]

Jesus fucking Christ, would you two dumbasses do your goddamn dick measuring contest inside?!

[she yells from the window.]

[versusseeker]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[And with that, Red is bowing his head, grabbing Blue's hand, and rushing inside as fast as he possibly can.]